- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fail at everything you do

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to fly, but only in microgravity.

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to hold your breath when you die

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

The power to predict the present

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

Pointless Super Powers