the ability to tell time without a watch

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to have no power

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to get married

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!