- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

open up pickles glass

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The power to run Crysis.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to negate all powers including your own.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Pointless Super Powers