The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!