The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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yo mama

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!