- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of your death and then you die.

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power to ignore useful information

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

Pointless Super Powers