The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to time travel to the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!