- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to smell whore

The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to bleed anally at will

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to shoot glue from your penis

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The power to turn any object into food

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

Pointless Super Powers