The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to read your own mind

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to do nothing

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to smell whore

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!