The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to be a snail

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!