- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The ability to go to hell.

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to be gay on command.

The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The ability to be heard in space

the power to see through clear glass.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

Pointless Super Powers