- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to rite liek dis

The power to forget you have a super power.

The ability to part hair.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to itch your teeth

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

the ability to blow yourself

Nope. Just nope.

the power to get wider by eating junk food

The power to shrink boobs

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

Pointless Super Powers