The ability to jump

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to die

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to die

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to become powerless

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!