The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!