The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to smell whore

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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power to age faster

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!