- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

lol

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to predict the present

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

to zap people but only yourself

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to eat your own head.

The power to journey into the future of the past.

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

Pointless Super Powers