To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to lick your own elbow

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!