- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The ability to not live forever

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to make lipstick fly

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

75% levitation

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to be a snail

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

open up pickles glass

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to think oppositely

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

Pointless Super Powers