- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to turn water into wine.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

the power to cook sandwiches when married

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

Pointless Super Powers