- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The power to breathe slightly faster

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power to never finish what you sta...

The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

Pointless Super Powers