- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

to zap people but only yourself

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The ability to jump

the power to shape shift to yourself

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to pee while brushing your teeth

The power to jerk off without using your hands

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

The power to shape-shift only into a human

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

Pointless Super Powers