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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones
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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order
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The power to become powerless
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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.
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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore
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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity
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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit
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The power to turn anything into Oreos.
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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.
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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground
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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)
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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.
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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.
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The ability to not live forever
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The power to make lipstick fly
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The power to pee while standing up
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The power to be a snail
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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size
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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner
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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.
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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes
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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.
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I'm a giant di
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!