The ability to make your heart teleport.

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

The power to be normal.

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

to do nothing

The power to fart in public AT WILL..

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

The power to see in black and white at will.

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to a nokia phone.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to smell whore

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!