- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

to poop a penny every year

The ability to breathe out of water.

the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

the ability to see through air

The power of having two left hands.

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

The power to die on command.

The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

Nothing

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

Pointless Super Powers