the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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the power to misspell

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!