The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the power the convince people if they agree

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to read your own mind

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75% levitation

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to have gravity.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!