- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

The power to read your own mind

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

the power to jizz money

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

Pointless Super Powers