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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to write comic books

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to time travel to the present

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!