- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to be poor for life

The power to swallow instead of spit

The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

The Power to Fail in Failing

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

The power to be powerless.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

the power to get extra homework

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to die

The power to smell whore

The power to see through windows

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to have no superpower

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!