- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to think oppositely

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

The power to make water expire.

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to poo.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

Pointless Super Powers