- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to not have a superpower

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

to zap people but only yourself

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

The power to pronounce the word "rural."

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

Pointless Super Powers