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The power to shit on the ceiling
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The power to control weather on Mars
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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.
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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh
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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.
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the power to read your own mind
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The power to wish you had a power
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The power to swim on land.
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The power to absolutely nothing
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the power to disappear up your own asshole
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The ability to look at someone and die.
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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch
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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast
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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.
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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp
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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol
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The power to only see glass.
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The power of attracting fired bullets
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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos
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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink
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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?
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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons
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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!