To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to turn retarted

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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open up pickles glass

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!