The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!