- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of the worst superpower.

Shit bricks I love itttttt

blindness

The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

The ability to part hair.

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

the power to itch your teeth

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

the power to be forever alone

The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

Pointless Super Powers