- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to discharge a battery - JW

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

The power to not write pointless powers.

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

The power to pee any color

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

Nope. Just nope.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to smell people's moods

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to make money disappear.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

Pointless Super Powers