The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to not see anything

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the power to be 100% pointless

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to never come into existence

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Aweonao

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!