The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!