- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

the power to sneeze whenever you want

The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

the power to become translucent

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to speak using their mouth

power to age faster

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

the power to hear a dog whistle

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

Pointless Super Powers