The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to have no powers

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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blindness

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!