- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to make any glass of water into milk

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

The power to have no powers

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

Pointless Super Powers