The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to make remotes invisible

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to hold your breath when you die

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

the power to time travel to the present

the power to fire my lazer

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

The power to make your nose blink.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to poo.

The ability to become visible at will.

cry acid tears

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!