- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to lose all your limbs

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to eat three times a day.

the power to enter a coma.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Pointless Super Powers