The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the power to jizz money

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The power to smell people's moods

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!