The ability to breathe out of water.

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the ability to see through air

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!