The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!