The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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the ability to see through air

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The power of having two left hands.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!