- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to a nokia phone.

The power to have no superpower

The ability to judge a book by its cover.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

The power to kill yourself.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

The power to get arrested

The power to read terms and conditions

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

Pointless Super Powers