- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to flush toilets with your mind

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to fail at everything you do

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power drown in water

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

the power to see through windows.;.

Pointless Super Powers