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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing
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the ability to levitate
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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers
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the power to give yourself sunburn
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The power to a nokia phone.
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The capability to draw penises very well
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The power to lose all your limbs
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The power to eat three times a day.
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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.
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the power to enter a coma.
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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life
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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.
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the power to poop every 5 minutes
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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first
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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time
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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.
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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.
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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want
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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.
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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking
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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.
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The power to flush toilets with your mind
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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed
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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!