the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to smell water.

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The ability to go to hell.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!