the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Justin Bieber

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!