- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

The power to sleep with your eyes open.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

Nothing

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to hovertate

The power to increase you`re pain at will.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The ability to self destruct at will.

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

Pointless Super Powers