The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!