The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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I'm a giant di

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The power to be normal and average

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mint berry crunch

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to rotten food.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!