The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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to do nothing

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to be a snail

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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yo mama

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!