- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The power of women's rights.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

The power to not see anything

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

Pointless Super Powers