Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to die on command.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to make money disappear.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power of hindsight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!