To never remember what the word if means

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The power to never come into existence

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to have no powers

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!