the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!