the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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power to age faster

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!