- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jizz money

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

The power to a nokia phone.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to swim on land.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

the power to read your own mind

Vanilla scented blood

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

power to age faster

Pointless Super Powers