To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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75% levitation

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The power to look at Sun.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!