The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The ability to change the color of your poop

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to speak to toasters

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

Meltman, with the power to melt!

The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to microwave bread

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

make your arm REALLY. fart power

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!