- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the power to enter a coma.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to half transform to something.

The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Pointless Super Powers