- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ignore useful information

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to fail at everything you do

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the power to open doors that are unlocked

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The power drown in water

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The ability to be heard in space

The power to die at will

the power to see through windows.;.

The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

Pointless Super Powers