The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to never come into existence

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!