The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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the power to half transform to something.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!