The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power to get fat in America

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!