- Pointless Super Powers

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The ability to be heard in space

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

the power to defecate while standing up...

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The ability to pass out at will.

The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

the power to fly in space

The ability to grow breasts once a year.

The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!