- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The power to be normal and average

the power to get wider by eating junk food

the ability to blow yourself

ability to run very fast forever

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

The power to break bones at will.

The power to not have any power at all

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to poop glue.

The ability to lift things up and put them down.

Pointless Super Powers