The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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to do nothing

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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ability to run very fast forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!